My son thinks I'm fat.

So I'm sitting on the plane with my son Evan (he's 4) flying home from Seattle, and we're playing a silly game. He uses his magic finger to ZAP different parts of me, usually making them invisible.

For instance:
Evan: ZAP - You're mouth is invisible!
Daddy: **points at mouth*** MMM -- MMMMMM --- MMMMMM

Same with hair, shirt, ears, nose, etc.

Then, with a truth that only a child can manage, he points at my stomach and says:
ZAP - I'm gonna move this up here (***he points at my chest***) ...
     
So now you're a GIRL!!!